How Hard Did You Practice?

How Hard Did You Practice?

I remember my mother having what seemed like hundreds of pairs of shoes when I was a little girl.  Way back in her closet, behind the sneakers and slippers and boxes of out-of-season clothes, hundreds of lovely high heels hung in the pockets of a nifty storage unit.  Brown, navy blue, black, tan, green, and my favorite:  red.  You know what the best thing was bout those shoes?  Every single pair had its personal matching handbag.

Although Mom never wore those high heels, they were cherished from the days before I was born … when she worked.  Outside the house, that is.  When, according to Mom, she had nice clothes.

On special days, she’d let me stroll around the house wearing a pair of those heels, the matching handbag slung over my shoulder.  On a really special day, she’d clip a pair of earrings on my tiny ear lobes and let me choose a necklace to match.  Matching was very important, you know.  So was not wearing white after Labor Day or before Easter.  But I digress.

What brought this memory on was the sound of clopping outside my front door yesterday afternoon.  It was a gorgeous spring day.  Sunny, warm, pollen-filled air filled the house after I flung open all the windows and doors.

I couldn’t imagine what the clopping was.  When I lived in Montana, it could certainly have been a horse.  Or a deer or a moose.  But here?  In Attleboro?  In the complex outside my townhouse?  I didn’t think so.

A peek through the screen door revealed three people and a Jack Russell terrier strolling by.    The mother looked normal–a bit on the harried side, her face lifted to the sunshine.  The little boy looked normal, dashing around in circles and kicking his sneakered feet in the air a la Karate Kid.  The dog looked normal, if on the small side, attached to the little girl by his leash. 

The little girl, however, looked splendid!

Clad in a pair of her mother’s tall black high heels  and her mother’s long gauzy red skirt, the little girl’s lips had been painted bright red to match the skirt.  A long black necklace bounced against her stomach in time with the clomping of those high heels.  She managed to get some really good hip action going as she paraded  down the street, imagining herself to be all grown up and gorgeous in those fancy high heels and glamourous skirt. 

I don’t think I ever consciously realized, before watching that little girl sashayed by my front door, how hard some little kids practice at being a grown up.  I still can’t figure out if I practiced too much … or not enough.

Reasons to Love April

Reasons to Love April

Although I’m sure plenty of girls and women named April are lovable, I’m not referring to them.  I refer to the month of April.

April’s my favorite month of the year for a number of reasons:  pink and red tulips, blossoming trees, baby bunnies, warm sunshine…  Oh, and my birthday.  Yes, I like having birthdays.  As my dad says, it beats the alternative…

Seriously, I do a lot reflection this time of year.  I don’t know if it’s because of all the birthing that goes on, literally and figuratively, or the new beginnings I’m forced to make … and that I choose to make.  Maybe it’s because I’m so happy during this month, or because I’m open to the wonderful experiences spring has in store for me.  In any event, I always seem to stumble across life-altering events and circumstances during these 30 days.

I learned that a boy I had a serious crush on in middle school grew up to be a convicted felon/sex offender.  No, I haven’t heard anything about him since I was 15 years old–which is a time span of 40 years–until now, that is.  Still, his situation got me thinking.  And asking myself questions like:  When he was 12, did he exhibit signs that he’d grow up to molest young boys?  Was he already on that path at age 13 … or did an awful, significant experience direct him that way?  How does his mother feel, knowing he’s done these awful things … and that his face is plastered on the Internet via Mugshots.com?  And finally, angry thoughts that won’t serve anyone by being published here.

Then, there was the little medical “issue” I experienced on Easter Sunday that forced me to step back from my life and re-evaluate.  There’s nothing like spending 26 hours in the hospital, with people who are are really, truly suffering from illness, to convince you that you don’t ever want to be sick.  Or in the hospital.  Ever!

And finally, there’s love.  The unconditional love of my furry, adopted offspring, who always make me smile–and who always give just as much as they take.  Unlike some people I know…  Due to changes in my life during the past year, I’ve learned some significant lessons in the L department.  Letting go of people you wish would love you is hard.  But hanging onto to those who really do love you is amazing:  their strength soothes hurts and they re-teach you that genuine love, the two-way kind, really does exist.

This April, I’ve decided to focus my energy on people (and critters and pastimes) that make me happy, make me feel valued, and who practice reciprocity.  I guess I do spring resolutions instead of New Year’s resolutions.

P.S.  If you want to know some other famous people with birthdays in April, here goes:

  • Eddie Murphy and Alec Baldwin
  • Maya Angelou and Queen Elizabeth
  • Scott Turow, Tom Clancy, and Beverly Cleary
  •  Matt Medeiros and Joe Azzopardi
  • Kia, the Siberian Husky we had when my kids were little (that’s him on the right)

P.S.S.  My mother snipped a poem out of an edition of Reader’s Digest a long time ago.  I can’t remember all of it, but it began “Linda swings in the April elm.”  It ends with, “Linda keeps her eyes on heaven, after all she’s only seven.”  I’m suer it wasn’t about me, but it should have been!

What are YOUR thoughts about the month of April?

Are You a Middle Child?

Are You a Middle Child?

A lot of people have griped about being a middle child.  I’ve heard that Mom and Dad trust the oldest more and let the youngest do more.  What say you about being a middle child?

If you’re a middle child, I’d love to receive your input for some  research I’m doing.

Feel free to make a comment here OR copy and paste the following questions into an email and send your responses to me at linda@lindfaulkner.com:

  1. As a child, did you resent your older or younger siblings?  If yes, whom did you resent the most … and why/why not?
  2. As an adult, do you still resent those siblings .. and why/why not?
  3. What are the advantages of being a middle child?
  4. What are the disadvantages of being a middle child?
  5. Do you think you’re more, or less, well-adjusted than children with a different birth order (i.e., firstborn, lastborn, or only)?
  6. In an emotional sense, which sibling are you the closest to … and why?
  7. Provide me with the birth order of you and your sibs, including only gender and age and where you fit into the sequence.  For example, I’m the oldest of four, so I’d say:  Me/Female; brother/2 years younger; brother/4 years younger; sister/8.5 years younger.
  8. Volunteer one or two other highlights (or lowlights) of being a middle child.

I will conduct a drawing of all the people who respond to my shout out.  If you’re the winner, here’s how you’ll contribute to the first book in my new series–the one with the middle child as the protagonist/lead character:

  • You’ll be able to name one of the characters, AND
  • You can choose one of the personality traits of the lead character.

 Thanks!

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No, it’s not my business.  Yes, it’s my son’s business … or, more accurately, the business he and his partner own. 

Who, you might ask, is my son?  Michael Murphy.  Who, you might also ask, is his partner?  Michael King.  Yes, it gets confusing when someone calls and asks to speak to Mike.  But people are calling–which is the most important thing, right?

Want to learn more about them and what they do?  Visit their website at http://NEGreenLawns.com.

Thanks!

 

Book Review: ICE CAP by Chris Knopf

Jackie Swaitkowski is an attorney practicing law in the Hamptons of Long Island.  Her client is accused of murdering her late husband’s uncle … and nobody wants to believe her client’s innocent.

The worst winter on record dumps endless snow on the Hamptons, which hampers our heroine’s attempts to discover who really committed the murder.  Of course, Jackie’s the only person who believes Franco Raffinni is innocent and she really has to work at it.  Also hampering her efforts to solve the mystery are members of her husband’s family and the Polish-American community in which they live, the victim’s widow, and emissaries of a local mob boss whose visits become increasingly more threatening and violent.

As a former resident of Long Island, I found myself skimming over the numerous references to the Hamptons; however, Jackie’s clever, witty, and entertaining personality MORE than made up for that minor flaw and I certainly didn’t skim anywhere else!  I laughed out loud numerous times as I read this book in one sitting.  Knopf does an excellent job writing from the perspective of his female character and I’ll be checking out more of Jackie’s adventures.

You shouldn’t miss this one.

ICE CAP by Chris Knopf

Available in hardcover on June 5, 2012 by Minotaur Books

ISBN 978-1-250-00517-5

How can you tell when a writer has writer’s block?

Dad and I were having a chat about my writing earlier today.  I shared that I’ve never had writer’s block because I can always write about something … even if it isn’t my current project or book.

To this Dad responds, How can you tell when a writer has writer’s block?  She has clause-trophobia.

Yeesh!

Book Review: Bonefire of the Vanities by Carolyn Haines

Bonefire of the Vanities, the 12th in Carolyn Haines‘ series about PI Sarah Booth Delaney, needs to be added to your summer reading list.  It’s a clever, funny, adventurous mystery you won’t want to put down once you start reading.  Chock full of entertainment, this novel’s focus is a religious cult’s attempt to bilk an elderly billionaire of her fortune … and the PI who masquerades as a maid in her attempt to put an end to the scam.

Filled with charlatans, spooks, murder, and plot that’s both entertaining and thought-provoking, Bonefire of the Vanities is simply an excellent read.  I was very impressed by Haines’ ability to simultaneously make me laugh out loud and shudder about the prospects of what just might happen next.

I need to go out and buy 1 through 11…

BONEFIRE OF THE VANITIES by Carolyn Haines (ISBN 978-0-312-64187-0)

Minotaur Books; hardcover on sale June 19, 2012

 

Today is March Pourteenth

Today is March Pourteenth

Happy birthday to my granddaughter, Bridget, who turns 13 today. 

Love, Grammy

What Does an Insurance CE Seminar Look Like?

What Does an Insurance CE Seminar Look Like?

Thought I’d share with you some of the photos taken in St. Louis at the world headquarters of Enterprise Holdings, the people who rent cars under the Enterprise, Alamo, and National brands.

As one of my clients, Enterprise Holdings hires me to write insurance and training courses and to present seminars, webinars, and other training workshops.  Earlier this week, we collaborated for the benefit of American Family Insurance and had a terrific time!  (The breakfast burrito was excellent, as were the chocolate chip cookies.)

 The gentleman in the photo featured above is Don Ross, Vice Chairman of Enterprise Holdings.  He introduced me to the American Family claims professionals and agents who travelled from across the country to attend the two training sessions I conducted yesterday … and earned this place of honor  by telling me I didn’t need lipstick to look beautiful.  Sigh.  Now if he could only pass his people skills along to a few other people I know…

Many thanks to Mary M.  for always making my trips to St. Louis special.  Thanks, also, to Donna H. for providing me with these photos and to Keith H. for being a wonderful host.

What’s Your Birth Order?

What’s Your Birth Order?

I’m preparing to begin writing the first book in a series that revolves around a family:  two parents and four children.  I’ve researched birth order in the past and agreed a great deal with the opinions of Dr. Kevin Leman, who wrote The Birth Order Book: Why You Are the Way You Are.  I’m using the information gleaned from his book, and other sources, as I create my characters and–more importantly–their motivations.

Although I’m a firstborn, I admire the traits of the middleborn the most but get along better with lastborns.  Why do you think that is? 

Well, according to Dr. Leman (who’s a psychologist) people get along best with others who are opposites–personality-wise.  He claims  the majority of married couples he’s counseled during the past 30 years have been firstborns, onlies, or a combination of the two.  (I surely fit that demographic!)

Anyway, here are a few of the things Dr. Leman has to say, followed by brief descriptions of traits that are universally accepted to belong to certain birth orders (by people who agree with the concept, of course!).

  • In a family, each child is most directly affected by the next oldest child.
  • Each child typically behaves opposite the next oldest child. However, if he believes he can compete successfully with the next oldest child (and “overthrow” that child), role reversal takes place.
  • All children want attention from their parents and begin seeking it in infancy; if they don’t get it, they seek either power or revenge–in that order.

Firstborn traits:  Goal-oriented, seek control and approval; aggressive; type-A personality; responsible; conservative; organized; serious; self-sacrificing; puts self and others under stress and pressure; perfectionist

Middleborn traits:  Peacemaker; easy-going; peer-oriented rather than family-oriented; excellent people skills; adaptable; agreeable; may feel overlooked, unheard, ignored; compromising; loyal to friends; secretive; risk-taker; may be cynical or suspicious

Lastborn traits:  Creative; charming; manipulative; identifies with underdog; can be too dependent upon others; risk-taker; spoiled; lazy; temperamental; clown or comedian; entertainer; fun-loving; affectionate; reads people well

Only child traits:  (Very similar to firstborn):  Struggles with parental expectations; perfectionist; doesn’t handle criticism well; critical of self and others; confident; doesn’t relate well to peers when a child; self-motivated; fearful and/or cautions; self-centered

So, what say you?